1 00:01:00,558 --> 00:01:02,926 Carrie! Hm? 2 00:01:02,927 --> 00:01:04,594 Oh, crap. 3 00:01:44,117 --> 00:01:45,617 Carrie? Yeah? 4 00:01:45,618 --> 00:01:47,820 Take a look at this. 5 00:01:47,821 --> 00:01:49,288 What does this tell you? 6 00:01:49,289 --> 00:01:50,422 I don't know. 7 00:01:50,423 --> 00:01:53,025 Those Queer Eye guys got ahold of ya? 8 00:01:58,749 --> 00:02:00,849 No, I had to borrow your dad's socks 9 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:01,850 'cause I'm out of socks. 10 00:02:01,851 --> 00:02:02,918 My socks are not clean, 11 00:02:02,919 --> 00:02:04,553 and I don't have any clean underwear. 12 00:02:04,554 --> 00:02:07,006 Okay, it's like a mosh pit down there. 13 00:02:07,007 --> 00:02:10,760 All right, so borrow a pair from my dad. 14 00:02:10,761 --> 00:02:12,111 I tried. I couldn't figure out 15 00:02:12,112 --> 00:02:14,480 all the snaps and pulleys. 16 00:02:14,481 --> 00:02:16,448 I'm sorry that I'm behind on the laundry 17 00:02:16,449 --> 00:02:18,617 because I had to cook dinner, clean up afterwards, 18 00:02:18,618 --> 00:02:20,019 and now I'm paying all our bills. 19 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:22,154 I told you I'd help you with that. You never let me. 20 00:02:22,155 --> 00:02:24,824 That's because the last time I let you pay the electric bill, 21 00:02:24,825 --> 00:02:26,992 we spent three days huddled together in the dark 22 00:02:26,993 --> 00:02:29,612 with blankets and candles. 23 00:02:29,613 --> 00:02:31,463 And shadow puppets. 24 00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:40,456 I need your paycheck, please. 25 00:02:40,457 --> 00:02:41,823 I got it. 26 00:02:43,126 --> 00:02:44,493 Thank you. 27 00:02:44,494 --> 00:02:46,629 What's this scribbled on the back? 28 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:48,947 Oh, I was playing around with an idea 29 00:02:48,948 --> 00:02:51,383 for a new Jets logo. 30 00:02:51,384 --> 00:02:53,636 Are they lookin' for one? 31 00:02:53,637 --> 00:02:54,536 No. 32 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:57,990 Oh, honey, look at this. 33 00:02:57,991 --> 00:02:59,258 With my raise last month, 34 00:02:59,259 --> 00:03:01,644 I actually make more than you do now. 35 00:03:01,645 --> 00:03:02,444 What? 36 00:03:02,445 --> 00:03:03,395 Yeah, look. 37 00:03:03,396 --> 00:03:05,447 No, you don't. I do, look. 38 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:07,682 Oh, that's 'cause I got all these deductions. 39 00:03:07,683 --> 00:03:10,953 Look, I got all this FICA. That's what's bringin' me down. 40 00:03:10,954 --> 00:03:13,255 No, they took FICA. from me too. 41 00:03:13,256 --> 00:03:15,324 Look, my check can beat up your check. 42 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:16,959 Leave me alone, you big bully! 43 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,261 All right, yeah. Yeah... 44 00:03:19,262 --> 00:03:20,728 Oh, come on, I'm teasing you. 45 00:03:20,729 --> 00:03:23,765 We should be proud of ourselves. We're doing really well. 46 00:03:23,766 --> 00:03:24,633 We are? Yes. 47 00:03:24,634 --> 00:03:26,801 And according to my calculations, 48 00:03:26,802 --> 00:03:29,555 we actually have some disposable income. 49 00:03:29,556 --> 00:03:32,842 Really? What do you wanna dispose it on? 50 00:03:32,843 --> 00:03:35,627 Um, well, we can start an IRA, you know? 51 00:03:35,628 --> 00:03:38,597 Start saving for our retirement. 52 00:03:38,598 --> 00:03:41,116 Mm-hm, mm-hm. 53 00:03:43,019 --> 00:03:45,938 What else ya got? 54 00:03:45,939 --> 00:03:48,223 Okay, well, we do need to upgrade 55 00:03:48,224 --> 00:03:50,109 our heating system. 56 00:03:50,110 --> 00:03:52,978 That is true. We do need to upgrade the heat- 57 00:03:52,979 --> 00:03:55,247 But even more than the heating system, 58 00:03:55,248 --> 00:03:57,917 haven't we been needing a speedboat? 59 00:03:59,085 --> 00:04:01,320 Okay, let's put a pin in the speedboat. 60 00:04:01,321 --> 00:04:02,737 Now, I'm all for splurging, 61 00:04:02,738 --> 00:04:05,374 but it's gotta be something we both could enjoy. 62 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,308 Okay. 63 00:04:06,309 --> 00:04:07,609 How 'bout a speedboat 64 00:04:07,610 --> 00:04:09,377 and a male dancer? 65 00:04:17,937 --> 00:04:19,070 Hey, Arthur. 66 00:04:19,071 --> 00:04:20,205 Ah, Spence, my boy. 67 00:04:20,206 --> 00:04:23,475 Here for another lesson in gin rummy? 68 00:04:23,476 --> 00:04:24,893 A- A lesson? 69 00:04:24,894 --> 00:04:29,014 As of yesterday, you owe me $82,000. 70 00:04:29,748 --> 00:04:31,833 Ah, yes. 71 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:34,436 Double or nothing is a cruel mistress. 72 00:04:35,804 --> 00:04:37,872 Look, I'll tell you what. 73 00:04:37,873 --> 00:04:40,875 I'll forget the whole gin debt if you'll do something for me 74 00:04:40,876 --> 00:04:42,810 that'll make me very, very happy. 75 00:04:44,213 --> 00:04:47,466 I'm not sure I'm comfortable where this is headed. 76 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:48,450 Listen. 77 00:04:48,451 --> 00:04:50,986 It's about my mom. What about her? 78 00:04:50,987 --> 00:04:52,254 She's out in the car. I'm- 79 00:04:52,255 --> 00:04:55,357 I'm taking her to the podiatrist right now. 80 00:04:55,358 --> 00:04:56,809 The thing is, 81 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:58,894 she's been feeling really down lately, you know. 82 00:04:58,895 --> 00:05:00,528 Sh-she feels like nobody wants her 83 00:05:00,529 --> 00:05:02,731 or needs her for anything anymore. 84 00:05:02,732 --> 00:05:05,016 Well, if your mother's one thing, she's astute. 85 00:05:05,017 --> 00:05:06,552 Cou- Just- 86 00:05:08,938 --> 00:05:12,273 Couldn't you just- Couldn't you just go out 87 00:05:12,274 --> 00:05:14,610 and ask her to a movie or something? 88 00:05:14,611 --> 00:05:16,444 How can I put this nicely? 89 00:05:16,445 --> 00:05:19,047 Your mother's not my cup of tea 90 00:05:19,048 --> 00:05:21,449 and that I find her hideous and annoying. 91 00:05:24,003 --> 00:05:27,506 Thanks for putting it nicely. 92 00:05:27,507 --> 00:05:30,376 Spencer, I don't want to be late for Dr. Kaplan. 93 00:05:30,377 --> 00:05:33,845 This hammer toe won't correct itself. 94 00:05:33,846 --> 00:05:35,381 Hello, Arthur. 95 00:05:35,382 --> 00:05:37,433 Veronica. I'd love to stay and chat, 96 00:05:37,434 --> 00:05:40,836 but I'm counseling runaways in the basement. 97 00:06:02,974 --> 00:06:04,691 Who are you? 98 00:06:06,811 --> 00:06:09,513 Why are you stealing my underwear? 99 00:06:09,514 --> 00:06:10,764 �Qu�? 100 00:06:10,765 --> 00:06:12,215 Oh. Hey, honey. 101 00:06:12,216 --> 00:06:15,152 Um, Inez, this is my esposo, Doug. 102 00:06:15,153 --> 00:06:17,071 Ah, mucho gusto. �C�mo est�? 103 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:19,072 Yeah. Um, uh... 104 00:06:20,525 --> 00:06:22,443 Me voy a lavar la ropa. 105 00:06:22,444 --> 00:06:25,212 Oh, lavar. Yes. Laundry. S�, s�, s�, s�. 106 00:06:27,598 --> 00:06:30,000 Okay, what-? What's going on? Who's that lady? 107 00:06:30,001 --> 00:06:31,618 She's our maid! 108 00:06:31,619 --> 00:06:32,869 What? 109 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,237 Yes. After our talk last night, 110 00:06:34,238 --> 00:06:35,638 I was downstairs doing laundry, 111 00:06:35,639 --> 00:06:38,341 trying to Shout out anchovy paste from your T-shirt, 112 00:06:38,342 --> 00:06:40,476 and I thought, what would be better 113 00:06:40,477 --> 00:06:42,679 than having some help around here? 114 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,047 A speedboat. 115 00:06:44,048 --> 00:06:45,781 No. 116 00:06:45,782 --> 00:06:48,151 We- We were supposed to get something we both enjoyed. 117 00:06:48,152 --> 00:06:50,470 Doug, the maid's for you too. 118 00:06:50,471 --> 00:06:51,788 Really! 119 00:06:51,789 --> 00:06:53,790 Can I fish off her bow? 120 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:58,611 No, but she can do your laundry, your dishes, 121 00:06:58,612 --> 00:07:00,647 and clean up after your mess. 122 00:07:00,648 --> 00:07:02,899 Hm. I already had someone doing that. You! 123 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,150 Doug, come on. 124 00:07:04,151 --> 00:07:05,802 This is crazy, Car- This is a big thing, 125 00:07:05,803 --> 00:07:07,220 and you don't even ask me? 126 00:07:07,221 --> 00:07:09,322 No- It's just that I fell in love with her, honey, 127 00:07:09,323 --> 00:07:11,358 and I told her it's only a one-week trial 128 00:07:11,359 --> 00:07:13,910 upon approval of my husband. 129 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,713 A- and she knows that? D- d-does she even speak English? 130 00:07:16,714 --> 00:07:19,966 A little. But look, I remember Spanish from high school, 131 00:07:19,967 --> 00:07:22,586 and I bought you an English-Spanish dictionary. 132 00:07:22,587 --> 00:07:25,087 Oh, great. N- now I gotta read. Okay. 133 00:07:26,891 --> 00:07:28,674 Doug, will you just give her a chance? 134 00:07:28,675 --> 00:07:30,760 You will fall in love with her. Please. 135 00:07:30,761 --> 00:07:32,646 I don't know. I just... 136 00:07:32,647 --> 00:07:35,732 Did I mention that Inez is an incredible cook? 137 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:37,567 She makes a Mexican dessert 138 00:07:37,568 --> 00:07:39,903 that is basically deep-fried ice cream. 139 00:07:42,122 --> 00:07:43,589 And here's another bonus. 140 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:45,341 When I get home from work, I won't be busy 141 00:07:45,342 --> 00:07:46,943 doin' all the stuff around the house. 142 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:50,429 I will have more time for pleasin' my man. 143 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,067 Now, she really fries it? 144 00:08:06,029 --> 00:08:07,214 Hey. 145 00:08:07,215 --> 00:08:09,099 Buenos d�as. 146 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,116 S�. 147 00:08:12,186 --> 00:08:13,736 S�, se�orita. 148 00:08:18,626 --> 00:08:20,694 You, eh, finish... 149 00:08:20,695 --> 00:08:22,479 �con sus platos? 150 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:23,913 Platos, uh... 151 00:08:23,914 --> 00:08:25,698 Eh, platos. Platos. 152 00:08:25,699 --> 00:08:27,516 Oh, yeah, Yes, yes. S�. S�. S�. 153 00:08:27,517 --> 00:08:29,402 �Y la leche? S�. S�. 154 00:08:29,403 --> 00:08:31,238 No. No. No. 155 00:08:32,206 --> 00:08:33,807 Leche. Uh... 156 00:08:33,808 --> 00:08:34,908 Um... 157 00:08:37,544 --> 00:08:38,945 I need leche. 158 00:08:53,644 --> 00:08:55,262 ...la leche... 159 00:08:55,263 --> 00:08:56,513 No. No. 160 00:08:56,514 --> 00:08:59,615 Oh, you, eh, wanted la leche para su cereal. 161 00:08:59,616 --> 00:09:02,535 Yes, I wanted- I didn't understand you before. 162 00:09:02,536 --> 00:09:05,989 Uh, I was done with the platos but not with the leche. 163 00:09:05,990 --> 00:09:09,242 It's nobody's fault. It's just a little communication problem. 164 00:09:09,243 --> 00:09:11,010 You know what I'm sayin'? Ahem. 165 00:09:12,779 --> 00:09:14,831 You take the leche. I'm gonna hit a diner. 166 00:09:14,832 --> 00:09:16,032 Yeah. 167 00:09:27,543 --> 00:09:28,643 Buenas tardes. 168 00:09:28,644 --> 00:09:29,711 Hey. 169 00:09:35,817 --> 00:09:37,234 Leche. 170 00:09:51,734 --> 00:09:53,518 Inez? Yes? 171 00:09:53,519 --> 00:09:56,154 I- I'm looking for the Oreos. 172 00:09:56,155 --> 00:09:57,989 Mm... 173 00:09:57,990 --> 00:09:59,507 Los Oreos? 174 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,860 Oreos? You- The cookie? 175 00:10:02,861 --> 00:10:04,462 Mmm. 176 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:06,347 No. 177 00:10:11,337 --> 00:10:13,054 Hey, honey. 178 00:10:13,055 --> 00:10:14,155 We got a problem. Oh. 179 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,974 Inez moved the Oreos, and they're gone- 180 00:10:15,975 --> 00:10:18,310 They're just gone. 181 00:10:18,311 --> 00:10:19,644 Okay, honey, relax. 182 00:10:19,645 --> 00:10:21,930 We'll figure this out, okay? 183 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:22,764 Inez? 184 00:10:22,765 --> 00:10:24,432 Yes? Yeah, hi. 185 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:28,136 Um, Doug is, uh, buscando, uh, galletas. 186 00:10:29,188 --> 00:10:30,522 Oreos. 187 00:10:30,523 --> 00:10:32,690 �Oh, las galletas! 188 00:10:33,642 --> 00:10:36,010 Los Oreos. 189 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:40,949 Oh, look, honey. She cleaned out the cookie jar 190 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:43,702 and put cookies in there. 191 00:10:43,703 --> 00:10:46,922 Okay, but now where are my Arby's coupons? 192 00:10:46,923 --> 00:10:48,356 Gracias, Inez. 193 00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:52,711 ...mucho sus galletas... 194 00:10:52,712 --> 00:10:54,562 Oh, yeah. S�. Mucho galletas. 195 00:10:56,098 --> 00:10:58,499 Mucho pudding y bacon. 196 00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:03,188 Oh, yeah. S�. 197 00:11:03,189 --> 00:11:04,205 S�. 198 00:11:14,818 --> 00:11:16,235 Look, honey, 199 00:11:16,236 --> 00:11:18,905 Inez dusted under the lamp. 200 00:11:18,975 --> 00:11:23,078 And look, she put fresh flowers by our bed. 201 00:11:23,079 --> 00:11:26,165 Oh, that is so nice. I'm gonna miss her. 202 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,000 What? 203 00:11:28,001 --> 00:11:30,936 Well, you said it was a one-week trial upon approval of your husband, 204 00:11:30,937 --> 00:11:32,922 And I gotta tell ya, I don't approve. 205 00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:35,224 What do you mean? Inez is doing great. 206 00:11:35,225 --> 00:11:36,342 I disagree. 207 00:11:36,343 --> 00:11:37,977 Why? What's wrong with her? 208 00:11:37,978 --> 00:11:39,911 Well, for one thing, she moves my snacks around, 209 00:11:39,912 --> 00:11:41,647 and I gotta look all over the place. 210 00:11:41,648 --> 00:11:43,548 Yeah. Well, God forbid you burn a few calories 211 00:11:43,549 --> 00:11:45,818 before you inhale a sheet cake. 212 00:11:45,819 --> 00:11:49,021 See? See, I don't like how you guys are together. 213 00:11:49,022 --> 00:11:50,739 What are you talking about? 214 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:53,125 Yeah, you two laughing and plotting against me 215 00:11:53,126 --> 00:11:56,412 in your secret little language. 216 00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:57,813 It's called Spanish, Doug, 217 00:11:57,814 --> 00:12:00,249 and about half the world speaks it. 218 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,783 Not this half. 219 00:12:01,784 --> 00:12:04,302 Well, you seem to speak it pretty well when you're ordering 220 00:12:04,303 --> 00:12:06,704 from the Taco Bell dollar value menu. 221 00:12:06,705 --> 00:12:08,723 Yeah, yeah, you got me. Ya got me! 222 00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:11,593 'Cause I know how to say "burrito" and "more. " 223 00:12:11,594 --> 00:12:13,695 Doug, come on. You're being ridiculous. 224 00:12:13,696 --> 00:12:15,563 Car- You did this without even asking me. 225 00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:17,988 All right. Well, you know what? This is crazy. 226 00:12:17,989 --> 00:12:19,889 Inez is doing a great job, and she's staying. 227 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,891 Well, if she's staying, she's working for free 228 00:12:21,892 --> 00:12:23,893 'cause I ain't paying her. Then I'll pay her. 229 00:12:23,894 --> 00:12:25,996 I pay for most of her anyway. Hm? 230 00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:27,381 What? 231 00:12:27,382 --> 00:12:29,015 Oh. So that's what this is about. 232 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:30,417 You think you're the boss 233 00:12:30,418 --> 00:12:32,803 'cause you're making a few more dollars than I am. 234 00:12:32,804 --> 00:12:33,987 More than a few. 235 00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:35,755 Oh! Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha. 236 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,357 The gloves are off. 237 00:12:37,358 --> 00:12:38,492 Let me tell ya something. 238 00:12:38,493 --> 00:12:39,526 If you want a war 239 00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:41,328 over who calls the shots in this marriage, 240 00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:43,013 you got one, sister. 241 00:12:43,014 --> 00:12:45,816 Doug, I don't want a war. 242 00:12:45,817 --> 00:12:47,967 Well, you got one, sister. 243 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:55,059 Oh, careful. I just put down some Glo-Coat. 244 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,328 Uh, Veronica. What's going on? 245 00:12:57,329 --> 00:12:58,663 Oh. 246 00:12:58,664 --> 00:13:00,915 Doug hired me. Didn't he tell ya? 247 00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:03,618 No. No, he did not. 248 00:13:03,619 --> 00:13:05,787 Well, maybe he wanted it to be a surprise. 249 00:13:05,788 --> 00:13:08,456 Yeah, I'm sure he did. Yeah. 250 00:13:08,457 --> 00:13:09,556 Well, God bless him. 251 00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:12,594 Just feels so good to be working again. 252 00:13:12,595 --> 00:13:13,378 Hey, Car. 253 00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:16,347 You, uh, met our new maid Veronica. 254 00:13:16,348 --> 00:13:17,548 Yes. 255 00:13:17,549 --> 00:13:19,300 I've met Spence's mother. 256 00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:21,435 I hope it's not a problem, but... 257 00:13:21,436 --> 00:13:23,304 she speaks English. 258 00:13:25,057 --> 00:13:28,443 Oh, I'd better dump this trash before it gets too full. 259 00:13:28,444 --> 00:13:30,627 Oh, good eye, good eye. She's on top of things. 260 00:13:30,628 --> 00:13:32,647 You are a treasure. 261 00:13:32,648 --> 00:13:33,914 Oh, stop! 262 00:13:36,902 --> 00:13:40,822 All right, just what in the hell do you think you're doing? 263 00:13:40,823 --> 00:13:43,191 Just giving a senior citizen a sense of purpose. 264 00:13:43,192 --> 00:13:44,625 Feels good. 265 00:13:47,546 --> 00:13:50,281 Doug, this is ridiculous. We can't have two maids. 266 00:13:50,282 --> 00:13:51,715 I agree. Get rid of yours. 267 00:13:51,716 --> 00:13:52,783 No! 268 00:13:52,784 --> 00:13:54,335 Okay, then, we got two maids. 269 00:13:54,555 --> 00:13:56,122 Okay, you do understand 270 00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:58,808 that we can't afford to pay two maids? 271 00:13:58,809 --> 00:13:59,926 I don't care. 272 00:13:59,927 --> 00:14:00,727 Okay, you know what? 273 00:14:00,728 --> 00:14:03,013 We can go bankrupt for all I care. 274 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:04,598 I would love that. 275 00:14:04,599 --> 00:14:07,184 Good. I hope we end up living in our car. 276 00:14:07,185 --> 00:14:10,220 Great. Hope your father likes living on the roof. 277 00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:17,150 �M�s c�fe? 278 00:14:17,151 --> 00:14:19,252 Oh, yes. Gracias, Inez. 279 00:14:19,253 --> 00:14:22,989 And by the way, Inez, this chile relleno... 280 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:25,042 is, uh, muy bueno. 281 00:14:25,043 --> 00:14:26,643 Gracias. Mm-hm. 282 00:14:26,644 --> 00:14:28,645 It's just so cheesy. 283 00:14:33,851 --> 00:14:35,469 Veronica! 284 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,820 Yeah? Do you need something? 285 00:14:36,821 --> 00:14:38,722 No, no, no. I just wanted to let you know 286 00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:41,475 that you've outdone yourself with tonight's dinner. 287 00:14:41,476 --> 00:14:42,276 Oh. 288 00:14:42,277 --> 00:14:43,510 It's just fish sticks. 289 00:14:44,461 --> 00:14:47,814 Yeah, but they were just so fishy. 290 00:14:50,301 --> 00:14:53,186 Uh, Doug, could you pass the salt, please? 291 00:14:54,188 --> 00:14:55,455 Sure. 292 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:01,795 Mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm. 293 00:15:03,498 --> 00:15:05,298 Thank you. 294 00:15:08,636 --> 00:15:10,653 Well, listen, let me clean up 295 00:15:10,654 --> 00:15:12,389 some of these dirty dishes here- 296 00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:14,458 Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. 297 00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:15,992 I'll- I'll clean that right up. 298 00:15:15,993 --> 00:15:18,678 Uh-uh. Th-th-that's okay. That's Mrs. Heffernan's drink. 299 00:15:18,679 --> 00:15:20,013 Inez will clean that up. 300 00:15:20,014 --> 00:15:22,432 No, Inez. Veronica spilled it. 301 00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:24,768 I'm sure she wants to clean it. 302 00:15:24,769 --> 00:15:26,336 No, she doesn't. 303 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,573 Doug, come on- Shh. 304 00:15:33,578 --> 00:15:35,711 This is between the maids now. 305 00:15:38,499 --> 00:15:40,951 All right, could we just end this now please? 306 00:15:40,952 --> 00:15:42,502 Fine. You know what, Veronica? 307 00:15:42,503 --> 00:15:46,022 I'll be having my Oreos in the kitchen tonight. 308 00:15:54,615 --> 00:15:55,915 Veronica. 309 00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:57,467 Oh, hey, Arthur. 310 00:15:57,468 --> 00:15:59,469 So now you're stalking me. 311 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:00,677 Relax. 312 00:16:00,678 --> 00:16:02,712 Doug hired me to help around the house. 313 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:05,198 See? I'm washing out his work clothes. 314 00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:06,332 Oh. 315 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,952 So am I to understand you're the maid? 316 00:16:08,953 --> 00:16:09,903 Yeah. 317 00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:11,238 Oh. 318 00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:13,640 Then as master of the house, 319 00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:15,809 I'll leave you to your duties. 320 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,653 Hm. 321 00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:28,622 What is it? 322 00:16:28,623 --> 00:16:32,626 It's just this sudden change in circumstances. 323 00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:36,095 I must admit... 324 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:40,183 I'm finding it rather titillating. 325 00:16:40,184 --> 00:16:41,435 You do? 326 00:16:41,436 --> 00:16:44,704 Perhaps it's the taboo of class distinction 327 00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:49,142 or the allure or your stern yet body-hugging uniform. 328 00:16:50,745 --> 00:16:54,915 But I'm seeing you in a whole new light. 329 00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:57,784 Look, Arthur, I was hired to work here. 330 00:16:57,785 --> 00:17:00,704 Now, any personal relationship between us 331 00:17:00,705 --> 00:17:03,790 would be totally inappropriate. 332 00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:07,460 You know just what to say to get me going. 333 00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:23,092 Look at this. 334 00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:26,880 Apparently, someone thought doing laundry 335 00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:30,851 wasn't as important as watching S�bado Gigante. 336 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,575 You know what they say. When life gives you lemons... 337 00:17:39,576 --> 00:17:42,011 you get lemon maid. 338 00:17:45,449 --> 00:17:47,216 Inez, uh, �Qu�? 339 00:17:47,217 --> 00:17:49,970 what's going on with the, uh, lavaro here? 340 00:17:49,971 --> 00:17:52,255 No puedo ir abajo. 341 00:17:52,256 --> 00:17:54,474 Why can't you go downstairs? �Porqu�? 342 00:17:54,475 --> 00:17:58,812 Porque Veronica siempre downstairs haciendo 343 00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:01,915 boom-boom con Se�or Grandpa. 344 00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:09,723 Do you know what's going on? 345 00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:11,908 Instead of doing her work, 346 00:18:11,909 --> 00:18:16,079 Veronica is downstairs boom-booming my dad! 347 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,831 What? 348 00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:20,733 Yeah! That's why Inez can't do the laundry. 349 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:23,253 Your maid is ruining my maid. 350 00:18:23,254 --> 00:18:24,604 You're just jealous 351 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:27,941 'cause my maid's willing to go the extra mile. 352 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,480 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry I was downstairs so long. 353 00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:35,582 I had to catch up on my ironing. 354 00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:41,488 Okay, you know what? 355 00:18:41,489 --> 00:18:42,789 I will handle this 356 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,858 just like I handle everything else around here. 357 00:18:44,859 --> 00:18:47,560 So why don't you eat a ring-ding or a Ho Ho or a hoo-hoo- 358 00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,363 Whatever the hell it is you eat now, okay? 359 00:18:50,364 --> 00:18:52,965 Uh, Veronica, it's pretty obvious 360 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,236 that we have a crazy thing going on here. 361 00:18:56,237 --> 00:18:57,787 But, uh, you've been doing a great job, 362 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,489 but I'm gonna have to let you go. 363 00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:01,291 Uh, excuse me. You do not have that authority. 364 00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:03,159 Yes, I do 'cause I'm the boss. You're fired. 365 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,460 No, no. You stay right here. 366 00:19:04,461 --> 00:19:06,395 If anybody's getting the boot, it's her. 367 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,664 Sorry, Inez. You're fired. 368 00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:09,583 �Q�e? 369 00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:11,584 Oh, God, what is the word here? 370 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,720 The word. Uh... 371 00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:16,089 Sorry, Inez. You're confuego. 372 00:19:17,809 --> 00:19:20,160 Okay, idiot. You just told her she's on fire. 373 00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:22,679 She knows what I mean. Yeah. 374 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,097 Why are you still here? 375 00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:25,599 He told me to stay. 376 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,568 And I am telling you to leave, or it is go time. 377 00:19:28,569 --> 00:19:29,770 Oh! 378 00:19:29,771 --> 00:19:31,471 Go time. Let's go. Yes, absolutely. 379 00:19:31,472 --> 00:19:33,339 Esto es imposible. 380 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,526 No, no - Yeah, right. Absolutely. 381 00:19:36,527 --> 00:19:39,846 Sorry. Don't let the, uh, puerta hit you in the, uh... 382 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:41,448 You know! 383 00:19:47,705 --> 00:19:49,906 Never would've happened if we got a speedboat. 384 00:19:55,981 --> 00:19:56,981 Veronica. 385 00:19:56,982 --> 00:19:58,100 Yes? 386 00:19:58,101 --> 00:20:00,969 Do you have a moment to pop on down to my room? 387 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:02,221 Why? 388 00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:04,506 There's something wrong with my bed. 389 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,558 You're not in it. 390 00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:08,543 We have all the time in the world now. 391 00:20:08,544 --> 00:20:10,729 Carrie fired me. 392 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,898 So you're no longer the maid? 393 00:20:12,899 --> 00:20:13,982 No. 394 00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:17,602 But after all we've shared, 395 00:20:17,603 --> 00:20:20,205 does that really matter now? 396 00:20:21,157 --> 00:20:22,824 I'll call you.